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		<title>CJA Server</title>
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		<description>\_(0_0)_/ Post topics concerning the Circle Jerk Server, whether it be complaints, luff, or just plain spam (that is, if you don't mind being bant)</description>
		<lastBuildDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:39:45 GMT</lastBuildDate>
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			<title>Clan War Sundays</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/clan-war-sundays-t617.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description>I absolutely love this idea, direct quote from sag:



Quote:There will be a multi clan event EVERY Sunday from now on at 8pm east coast Australia time.



The wars will be different everyweek and i will update this post with the details.



So far clans participating in these weekly wars are:



LF

ALR

CTP

SF

LA

TGR

TN





If you would like for your clan to be included in these wars, please pm me asking and tell me how many people u can bring for your clan (not accepting  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:03:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/clan-war-sundays-t617.htm#5640</comments>
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			<title>CJA RacerX tournament</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-racerx-tournament-t922.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description>As most of you know, we are in the middle of a p awesome racing tournament on CJA atm. Round 1 has been completed with only a few racers left to have their run. Basically there is like 20 people, and the few with the worst time trial times are eliminated each round. I fucked up p bad first round with the cheetah, but was fortunate enough to see others fuck up and i might just make it to round 2. 



How about vert sneaking in without any practice and cracking gnomes time for first place in  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:29:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-racerx-tournament-t922.htm#9152</comments>
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			<title>New CJA Gamemode: Rough Level List</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/new-cja-gamemode-rough-level-list-t929.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description>Direct quote from sag on CJA, giving us details on the level system in the new GM:



Quote:Over the last week we ran a test version of the core of the new gm to test for bugs and stuff. We will now be focusing on fixing those bugs and putting in the actual new shit.



The following list is a rough idea of what each level will get you in the new gm:

(note, p much all weapons not listed here will not be level locked)





1.can now have access to the spawn weapons menus but cannot buy  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:39:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/new-cja-gamemode-rough-level-list-t929.htm#9230</comments>
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			<title>Xtranormal Vids [V FUNNY]</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/xtranormal-vids-v-funny-t914.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description>lol you guys have to see this shit sag started. Basically it's just those standard text to talk editors, but comes with like scenes, characters and shit and you have a lot of control over how it is organised. People have been getting rage threads, and ban appeal threads and shit and just acting them out through this, it's p hilarious. 



I just did this one called [k0]drama: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090323045454788



to see all of the ones made currently check out the circle  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:12:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/xtranormal-vids-v-funny-t914.htm#9079</comments>
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			<title>the cotton chill sesh</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/the-cotton-chill-sesh-t817.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tommy_D</dc:creator>
			<description>it'll take a while, but i'm uploading all cool pics of a seshh me, marc and mac had.

 this s nao a smiley. : SMACKIT : without spaces.



this is not.

Spoiler: 

they were screaming &quot;KILL THE BUM, KILL THE BUM!&quot;. it was horrible 

Spoiler: 

it's obvious to see who gets the better deal. marc gets to have his face against the great maccer's ass.

Spoiler: 





this is how the cottons chill

Spoiler: 



me and maccer together at sunrise. we just finished  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:04:07 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/the-cotton-chill-sesh-t817.htm#8096</comments>
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			<title>New skins | as req by sagat</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/new-skins-as-req-by-sagat-t762.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm just going with three of the smallest skins we use, smaller targets. It shouldn't really be a problem, but i'm going with cyps old dude, my normal dude and tommys pot smoking bum dude. 
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Nothing personal  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/fresse.png" alt="What a Face" longdesc="12" />
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i will post the details for him later tonight. He has threatened clans who do not get the info to him by sunday, by removing them from the clan wars for good lol.]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:54:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/new-skins-as-req-by-sagat-t762.htm#7213</comments>
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			<title>[MoA]Bray Revoked and Suspended</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/moabray-revoked-and-suspended-t752.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Hitman</dc:creator>
			<description>Well thar you have it folks. I told the level 5 admins on CJA not to give Bray admin, I told them he would abuse and be a nub. Well, tonight my point was proven.



At around 2:00am tonight, [MoA]Bray, [LS]AirFORCE and [LC]Trexlaxx had a rage match (toly funny). Unfortunately Bray, clearly blinded by corruption, decided to permanently mute both of them. We told him off and stuff and unmuted them, then he got really pissed off and banned them both for 'abusing admins'. I was flabbergasted, and  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:33:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/moabray-revoked-and-suspended-t752.htm#7089</comments>
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			<title>A series of amazing and suprising events</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/a-series-of-amazing-and-suprising-events-t683.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tommy_D</dc:creator>
			<description>Recently, Circle jerk have had many events happen that were so abnormal, I've decided to let all joo who don't know yet know.



- SKTG and SAHiL [k0] were caught going on a rampant banning spree, getting 6 people banned before getting banned themselves.



- at 10:41pm on sunday night, [alr]Ruby was suspended for 24 hours for hacking.



-banamoat has been &quot;permanently&quot; banned from the server for trying to get us removed from the master list (blacklisting)



if any more huge  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:45:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/a-series-of-amazing-and-suprising-events-t683.htm#6208</comments>
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			<title>brb stereotyping</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/brb-stereotyping-t677.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tommy_D</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i38.tinypic.com/33djxgx.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
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sounds like an indian to me <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" />]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:36:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/brb-stereotyping-t677.htm#6171</comments>
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			<title>Circle Jerk Nade-Ball !!!</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/circle-jerk-nade-ball-t662.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[hahaha
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zgdOXFuJI" class="postlink" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zgdOXFuJI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zgdOXFuJI</a></a>]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 03:37:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/circle-jerk-nade-ball-t662.htm#6062</comments>
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			<title>Failed Clan War Moved To Wednesday!</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/failed-clan-war-moved-to-wednesday-t657.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[The war that was pulled of due to server problems last night has been rescheduled to this Wednesday night. Hope we can still see many of you there! 
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7:30 as usual.]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:49:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/failed-clan-war-moved-to-wednesday-t657.htm#6031</comments>
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			<title>New Personal Record</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/new-personal-record-t621.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Jaykobb</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">I got SIX STARS <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png" alt="Very Happy" longdesc="1" /></span>
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You get one star every five kills without dying. I got over 35 kills without dying, cuz i had six stars then five more kills and it cleared away. 
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<img src="http://i38.tinypic.com/2ec2kag.png" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:11:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/new-personal-record-t621.htm#5669</comments>
			<guid>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/new-personal-record-t621.htm</guid>
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			<title>5 WAR CLAN SUNDAY NIGHT</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/5-war-clan-sunday-night-t613.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Shintaro_Shinobi</dc:creator>
			<description>Yes sunday, 8pm east coast time.



So far clans participating will be



LF

alr

CtP (just assuming)



there are room for 5 clans..which means 2 moar spots are available. If you wish for your clan to participate please state here, aswell as the amount of players you will be able to bring and i will decide if you make the cut.



Mode will be a standard deathmatch where the goal is to get the most kills first.





Report this post



-SAGAT



*I hope all of my cotton brothers  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:47:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/5-war-clan-sunday-night-t613.htm#5615</comments>
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			<title>CJA Xfire Group</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-xfire-group-t597.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description>Quote:k guise ive set up a CJA xfire group lol



If you dont have xfire download it here www.xfire.com/





The CJA group page is here :O http://www.xfire.com/clans/cja/ </description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 08:31:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-xfire-group-t597.htm#5392</comments>
			<guid>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-xfire-group-t597.htm</guid>
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			<title>CJA Map Mods</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-map-mods-t591.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description>I urge you to all go and explore the seemingly old and boring map. Lots of little addons everywhere, behemoth sized road half pipes, crazy sky roads and just random shit everywhere!</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:36:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-map-mods-t591.htm#5335</comments>
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			<title>they keep kicking cause they think im not in CtP</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/they-keep-kicking-cause-they-think-im-not-in-ctp-t586.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description>this is getting fucking annoying and im tired of it  :x</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 06:33:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/they-keep-kicking-cause-they-think-im-not-in-ctp-t586.htm#5281</comments>
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			<title>Things that make you say &amp;quot;#*^%@&amp;amp;^!%&amp;amp;^$&amp;quot;</title>
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			<dc:creator>Tommy_D</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[personally, i believe 2 shot is the most annoying. You cant go 5 feet without it happening.
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Discuss]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:54:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/things-that-make-you-say-t283.htm#2799</comments>
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			<title>CJA related websites</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-related-websites-t549.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.circlejerkau.com" class="postlink" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.circlejerkau.com" target="_blank">www.circlejerkau.com</a></a>
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<a href="http://lolfuckers.forummotion.com" class="postlink" target="_blank"><a href="http://lolfuckers.forummotion.com" target="_blank">http://lolfuckers.forummotion.com</a></a>]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:47:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-related-websites-t549.htm#4996</comments>
			<guid>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/cja-related-websites-t549.htm</guid>
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			<title>The Official Stuntcunt Thread</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/the-official-stuntcunt-thread-t536.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description>Go here for all the replies and discussion about it: http://lolfuckers.forummotion.com/server-chat-f6/the-official-stuntcunt-thread-t254.htm#3007







So basically me and wraith decided to make an official game based around the somewhat popular stunting in SA:MP. We are currently trying to finish off a full list of strong rules that should prevent any problems. Also going to be setting up a ranking list based on a point system, mostly to feed all of our egos. If it becomes popular at all  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:41:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/the-official-stuntcunt-thread-t536.htm#4904</comments>
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			<title>pretty srs jump</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/pretty-srs-jump-t510.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i38.tinypic.com/zj9rmd.jpg" border="0" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:05:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/pretty-srs-jump-t510.htm#4662</comments>
			<guid>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/pretty-srs-jump-t510.htm</guid>
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			<title>Gotta love that anim script</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/gotta-love-that-anim-script-t502.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tommy_D</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i33.tinypic.com/2s1t3qc.gif" border="0" alt="" />
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it explains itself.
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discuss.]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:14:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/gotta-love-that-anim-script-t502.htm#4613</comments>
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			<title>PTGN Memorial</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/ptgn-memorial-t476.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Marcuth</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Thought it was only fair to create a topic that would concentrate on the one server that has seen the creation of our fine clan and of course the meeting of some of the fine chaps within. 
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Lets get all emo in this here thread   :no:]]></description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:20:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/ptgn-memorial-t476.htm#4373</comments>
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			<title>Quotes from the chatbox</title>
			<link>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/quotes-from-the-chatbox-t380.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Tommy_D</dc:creator>
			<description>Post some of the freaking hilarious crap we hear in the server. I'll get the ball rolling.



Me and Sheer - Sexy Back: Motel Version

Froggy: I'm bringin motel back

Neo: Yeah!

Sheer: Froggy is safe because i've got his back

Neo:Yeah!

Froggy: I pray to god that enemies dont hack.

Neo: Yeah!

Sheer: The two of us defend it from attack.

Neo: Yeah!



i wish i had an f8 of tht one, cos it was pretty damn cool.



Bana's first fan fiction

Bana: she walks into my bedroom...

Bana:  ...</description>
			<category>CJA Server</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 11:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://enterctp.forumotion.com/cja-server-f17/quotes-from-the-chatbox-t380.htm#3424</comments>
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